Niece: *proudly shows cell to ben* Look! I got a cell again!
Ben: *notes monkey display* It a tomagachi with dialing
capabilities!
Ben: *Throwing raisinettes at Bekah* I think I just scored a
critical!
Bekah: Parodies are a sophisticated art.
Ben: have you seen anything by the guy?whose last name is
Brooks and his first name is Mel?
Bekah: Speak not that name.
Ben: LONE STAR!
Bekah (to Denise): I was going to crawl into bed with you,
but you were crying and whimpering, so I didn.
Ben: He's a dwarf!
Bekah: Remind me again - what are dwarves like?
Ben: *mocking* Those are the tall ones with pointy ears, right?
Bekah: I'm a low-level knight - I can't face dragons!
Niece: That's how you make a name for yourself, you silly knight!
Bekah: A name for myself... or die. Mostly die.
Niece: Roleplay like you've never roleplayed before!
Bekah: Like, not die?
Ben: Right... uh... dragon?
Niece: Oh. Fuck.
Ben: Bad timing.
Ben: ... and the kender dances.
Bekah: Make a brain save.
Bekah (to dragon, under breath): Please don't eat my friend
Niece (out of game) I'd be a mixed blessing if I died
Ben: Mixed?
Ben: Are you eating your dice?
Niece: She's -always- eating her dice. She's -bonding- with them. It's like french kissing... very intensely.
Bekah: I have a backstory now, I don't want to die!
Niece: What if I scream "Help! Help! Help!"?
Ben: Think of something else.
Niece: But...
Ben: Think of something else.
Bekah: *rambles about following dwarf into battle.... rolls natural 20... tries to pick up die absentmindedly to reroll*
Niece: Woah! Woah! Woah!
Ben: You rolled to swing, right?
Bekah: Wha? Uh.... OH! YEAH! I rolled to swing!
Ben: It might also have a large scroll
Bekah: A squirrel?!
Ben: No, a SCROLL!
Bekah: Oh, I thought you said squirrel...
Bekah: "Yes, leg o' dragon for the dwarf" - I can imagine my knight saying that
Ben(to Bekah): What are you doing?
Niece: Massaging her dice
Ben: *mocking* Oh yes, tense today? How do you feel? Like a natural 20? Yes? YES!
Bekah (to the dwarf): What's your name?
Ben: 'Really Really Cool Guy'
Bekah: Let's try not to conflate the gnome with StrongBad
Niece: Whassat say? Whassat say? (of writing in Solamnic)
Bekah: *reads "Sword of Huma's Son"* Fragile, Handle with Care *opens box*
Niece: Hey, how'd you open it and I couldn't?
Bekah: Because it's a magic box and it knew you'd break it. | 
